Opinions are like @ssholes everyone has one.
Unfortunately your have two.
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It is a way to dehumanize someone to reckon of them in terms like you do so you feel superior to them when you engage in a debate.

I am a conservative and I don’t fit any of the above criteria.

So what do you base that on?
What MoveOn.org told you to say?

My guess you will have to question your handlers so I will wait for your answer.
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And I also delight in butt shooting, beer, sex and sports.

I just don’t in fact pay $100 to go to sporting events – which is why I have the money to buy Tang period pottery.
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I agree with the fact that tobacco is perilous and I don’t chew it myself.

I also happen to delight in jazz, country, soul, bird surveillance, nature surveillance, and dogs.

There are plenty of conservatives like myself who have a softer side to them.

You’re just stirring up more racial hatred.
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GOD BLESS AMERICA AND VOTE CONSERVATIVE IN ’08!

I have no tattoo’s never will either… come to reckon of it most of the people i see with tattoo’s are God hating Limp wrtisted people on the left!

Body piercings? I do not even have my ears pierced thank you very much…. If God holes in my ear lobes he would have place them their!

Hunting.. i do not personally like Hunting… but why judge people trying to feed their family?? such a shame you can’t buy a gun and ammo with food stamps can ya… well maybe we do not want food stamps maybe we believe in PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!

Motor Sports… again it must suck being worried of competition!
Tobacco holds no prejudice…. just as many liberals smoke as conservatives do… sorry to burst your bubble when it comes to addiction anyone is at risk if you so much as try anything once…

Beer? Yuck… neither me or my husband drink…. and as far as sex goes sure sex is fantastic but at least we get laid from members of the OPPOSITE sex!!

My husband knows where his penis belongs… at least were not confused about that!

Ballots are GREAT!
Fine food is fantastic as well!!

to terrible you people on the left cannot afford it!!

let me add one more thing you left out
TRAILER PARKS…
at least people living in TRAILERS OWN their homes…
how many leftist living in government housing projects can say they own their apartment??

How many of you can say you own your mommies basements?
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-GOP
Muah!

What’s incorrect with you liberal? Is it a mental disorder?

I spend about $7-$8 dollars per 6 pack of beer. I will sometimes spring $10 for a pint of Chimay Grande Reserve (look it up).

Last weekend while my wife and I were chopping veggies for the Szechwan Spice stir-fry I cooked up in my Wok we munched on sushi as an appetizer. She was sipping a fine Shiraz and I believe I had a huge frosty mug of Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout (developed right after WWII due to its high caloric (look it up) content. (we made the sauce from scratch mind you, it was exquisite!)

But what would I know about all of that? I am just a dumb redneck! Or… am I in middle management at the companionship I work? Or high management? Or maybe I am a director or vice pres?
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Is any of the above equals white gibberish? I reckon that you need to rethink conservatism.
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